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blogger just lost the post i'd been working on for the last hour. fucking auto-save. what the fuck is the point when it saves every god damn thing you do, even if that includes accidentally highlighting four paragraphs of text and hitting the 's' button? fuck you, blogger.

good! great! best!

i had a dream that i drove by stephen jenkins (from third eye blind)'s parent's house, and he was fat and crippled and old, and standing out front with some younger semi-attractive guy that he had hired to sing "semi-charmed life" (rather poorly) like some sort of fucked up, washed-up pop star lemonade stand.

true story.

outsider art, indoors

A. i've got achy body parts.

shoulder parts
back parts
knee parts
wrist parts

solution: i should make every attempt i can to find a girlfriend so i can have someone around to give me massages and back rubs when i need one (all the time!). that's all i want. seriously. just a girl to massage my shoulders.



B. jay-z

so, i accidentally stumbled upon the new jay-z single, and well, i've been listening to it a lot. but not now. now i'm listening to the beatles.

this song has got some weird guitar soloing and some sampled horns and out-of-key singing and it's called "death of auto-tune". basically he's telling rappers they're "t-pain'n too much". that's just awesome. and it was produced by kanye west. that's just ironic.



C. spokane nightmares

i've been having reoccurring dreams that i'm living back in spokane again, working at my old job, living at my parent's house, and the whole time i'm thinking, "what am i doing here? why did i move back here? i don't want to be here. i had a cool job in seattle! i lived in a cool house! what was i thinking?! why did i ever come back here?!"

and then i usually wake up, and i'm so worried that i might actually be back in spokane that i make sure to break through the sleepy haze and inspect my surroundings just to make sure that i'm still in seattle. and everytime when i realize that i am, it's such a relief! this has happened to me three or four times now.
luckily, i wake up here...














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Jesus Pizza Resurrection

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We did it again.
Bigger and better.
Never before has a Jesus Pizza tasted so delicious!

He is risen!

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